Subarus just keep getting bigger

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09/03/2018 at 20:40 • Filed to: None

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coming soon to a whole foods parking lot near you

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
09/03/2018 at 20:46

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Needs more cup holders.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
09/03/2018 at 20:50

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The Ascent is Subaru’s answer to the Highlander. I can’t blame them for playing ball. My parents own a 3-row crossover and it really does do everything, from  hauling couches to shuttling hoardes of grandchildren.


Kinja'd!!! Gerry197 > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
09/03/2018 at 20:54

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They are a business, they need to keep up with market demand.  


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Goggles Pizzano
09/03/2018 at 20:55

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The All New Subaru Mountaineer: The first SUV  to have more than 30 cup holders


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/03/2018 at 20:56

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oh yeah the Ascent was a long time coming, mostly because everyone forgot about the Tribeca (or wanted to forget it)


Kinja'd!!! TorqueToYield > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
09/03/2018 at 20:57

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It would sell...


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > TorqueToYield
09/03/2018 at 20:58

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imagine how wide that behemoth would be though


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
09/03/2018 at 21:12

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I’m surprised something like this isn’ t out already lol


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
09/03/2018 at 21:13

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
09/03/2018 at 21:18

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Powered by an anemic 2.0 horizontal four cylinder engine that is basically disposable.